Ridic.

so tonight i went upstairs to find mom around 9:30pm. i looked in the kitchen and instead spotted a prancing Marlene with a giant, overflowing spoonful of marshmallow fluff. Not only was her spoon size of this fluff astounding, her next action is what made this spotting noteworthy...
She is holding in her other hand the jar of slim-jims. yes...slim-jims! She was trying to balance one slim-jim in her hand while putting the lid back on the package and putting the package back in the cupboard; all while holding onto her marshmallow fluff filled spoon. I started laughing at her and asked her "Are you really planning on eating that slim-jim after you finish your marshmallow fluff?". She looked at the disgust on my face and responded with a simple "no." and proceeded to put away her slim-jim with the other slim-jims. I will never know if she returned to the cupboard for her slim-jim after she finished her fluff but I feel better for knowing I did my part to save her from that atrocious taste combo.

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